"She's the Meryl Streep of tv commercials".

                    - Joe Blevins

Over 100 "Who are you calling a cootie queen..." Fan Pages on Facebook!

New Favorite Spot

 

Orbit Euphimisims hit 4 million Youtube views!

 

"I'm more than flattered by the comparison.  However I really hope that Ms. Streep never runs across this page.  She may very well throw herself off a building."

- Jesse Meriwether



 

Birth of the cootie queen

I wanted to thank everyone for their support, and kind words.  I have only a modest body of work to begin with - so the reaction from people has really been overwhelming.  It's more than I could have ever asked for.  Thanks. 

Love always, your Cootie Queen, Jesse

Below are a few of my favorite comments from people who are obviously happy about my success.  Enjoy!

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"Ask anybody about the lint licker chick from the Orbit commercial, and 9 times out of 10, they know EXACTLY who you are talking about.  From ONE commercial.  Does anyone else think this is CRAZY?? I've been working my ass off here and nobody gives a flying f*%# about me!

Must be alot of people out there with cooties.  Maybe they needed somebody to relate too.  That's the only reason I can think of that would explain this obsession.  Maybe I should start telling people I have STD's.  Let's see where that gets me."

Jonathan Bell - Vegas Improv

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"As an artist, I spent my early years studying my craft and preparing myself for life.  Then life happened.  Which is not, in itself terribly painful. 

What IS terribly painful is watching people like that orbit commercial chick soaking up praise and hero worship for 15 seconds of bad attitude.  It's only a matter of time before I see her with her own show.  Raking in  millions to please middle America.  And the irony continues..."

Ryan Renike - The Nerd Aristocracy

nerdaristocracy.com (They really are very funny)